Google Google Will You Marry Me? Funny Song About SEO (Search Engine Optimization)
It is the night before WordCamp Milwaukee, so I decided to sit down and do a crappy quick recording of this song I’ve been working on. It’s pretty rough, but we hope you still find it amusing!
Get ready for the remix!
#theseosong / #growyourseo / #thegooglesong
Google Google Will You Marry Me?
By Candy Phelps ©2015
Intro
[A] When your website traffic is [D7] low,
You’ve got to [G7] implement some [G7] S-[C] E- [G] O.
Verse 1:
[C] Search engine [G] optimization
Is the [F] key to [G] indexation
[C] To get ranked on the [G] first page of
[F] Goo- [G] gle
[C] You’ll need some time or you’ll [G] need some cash
[F] You gotta pay attention cuz’ it [G] changes so fast
[C] Updates in the [G] formula
[F] can be bru- [G] tal
Chorus:
[C] Google Google you’re [G] killing me
[F] With your algorithm [G] sensitivity
[C] Google Google you’re [G] scaring me, oh
[F] Go- [G] ogle
[C] Google Google you’re [G] thrilling me
[F] You read my mind so [G] instinctively
[C] Google Google will you [G] marry me, oh
[F] Go- [G] ogle?
Bridge:
[A] I love you [D7] I hate you
[G7] I just can’t [G] negate you
Verse 2:
[C] Your rank depends on the [G] competition
[F] If you wanna beat ’em you [G] better listen
[C] common sense and [G] white hat tips are
[F] frui- [G] tful
[C] Don’t give in to [G] desperation
[F] Bad intentions or [G] manipulations
[C] Paid backlinks and trickery are
[F] fu- [G] tile
Chorus:
[C] Google Google you’re [G] killing me
[F] With your algorithm [G] sensitivity
[C] Google Google you’re [G] scaring me, oh
[F] Go- [G] ogle
[C] Google Google you’re [G] thrilling me
[F] You read my mind so [G] instinctively
[C] Google Google will you [G] marry me, oh
[F] Go- [G] ogle?
Bridge:
[A] If I ask real [D7] nicely
[G7] Will you boost [G] my site please?
Verse 2:
[C] If your site suffers from [G] stagnation
[F] Give your users an [G] education
[C] Add some content [G] people will find
[F] u- [G] seful
[C] If you start a [G] conversation
[F] You will increase [G] the duration
[C] Users stay on your [G] website as
[F] pu- [G] pils.
Chorus:
[C] Google Google you’re [G] killing me
[F] With your algorithm [G] sensitivity
[C] Google Google you’re [G] scaring me, oh
[F] Go- [G] ogle
[C] Google Google you’re [G] thrilling me
[F] You read my mind so [G] instinctively
[C] Google Google will you [G] marry me, oh
[F] Go- [G] ogle?
Oh [C] Google
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