It is the night before WordCamp Milwaukee, so I decided to sit down and do a crappy quick recording of this song I’ve been working on. It’s pretty rough, but we hope you still find it amusing!

Get ready for the remix!

#theseosong / #growyourseo / #thegooglesong

 

Google Google Will You Marry Me?

By Candy Phelps ©2015

Intro

[A] When your website traffic is [D7] low,

You’ve got to [G7] implement some [G7] S-[C] E- [G] O.

 

Verse 1:

[C] Search engine [G] optimization

Is the [F] key to [G] indexation

[C] To get ranked on the [G] first page of

[F] Goo- [G] gle

 

[C] You’ll need some time or you’ll [G] need some cash

[F] You gotta pay attention cuz’ it [G] changes so fast

[C] Updates in the [G] formula

[F] can be bru- [G] tal

 

Chorus:

[C] Google Google you’re [G] killing me

[F] With your algorithm [G] sensitivity

[C] Google Google you’re [G] scaring me, oh

[F] Go- [G] ogle

 

[C] Google Google you’re [G] thrilling me

[F] You read my mind so [G] instinctively

[C] Google Google will you [G] marry me, oh

[F] Go- [G] ogle?

 

Bridge:

[A] I love you [D7] I hate you

[G7] I just can’t [G] negate you

 

Verse 2:

[C] Your rank depends on the [G] competition

[F] If you wanna beat ’em you [G] better listen

[C] common sense and [G] white hat tips are

[F] frui- [G] tful

 

[C] Don’t give in to [G] desperation

[F] Bad intentions or [G] manipulations

[C] Paid backlinks and trickery are

[F] fu- [G] tile

 

Chorus:

[C] Google Google you’re [G] killing me

[F] With your algorithm [G] sensitivity

[C] Google Google you’re [G] scaring me, oh

[F] Go- [G] ogle

 

[C] Google Google you’re [G] thrilling me

[F] You read my mind so [G] instinctively

[C] Google Google will you [G] marry me, oh

[F] Go- [G] ogle?

 

Bridge:

[A] If I ask real [D7] nicely

[G7] Will you boost [G] my site please?

 

 

Verse 2:

[C] If your site suffers from [G] stagnation

[F] Give your users an [G] education

[C] Add some content [G] people will find

[F] u- [G] seful

 

[C] If you start a [G] conversation

[F] You will increase [G] the duration

[C] Users stay on your [G] website as

[F] pu- [G] pils.

 

Chorus:

[C] Google Google you’re [G] killing me

[F] With your algorithm [G] sensitivity

[C] Google Google you’re [G] scaring me, oh

[F] Go- [G] ogle

 

[C] Google Google you’re [G] thrilling me

[F] You read my mind so [G] instinctively

[C] Google Google will you [G] marry me, oh

[F] Go- [G] ogle?

Oh [C] Google

 

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